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21楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
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|  发帖时间 - 2005/10/22 15:54:26
| A Family Quarrel
The young newly-weds quarrled. At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.
"I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. I'm packing up my things and going off to mother."
"Fine,my dear,"said the husband."Here are the travellig expenses."
She counted the money." What about the money for return ticket?"
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22楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/22 15:59:37
| 家庭争吵！
一对新婚夫妇吵架了。***终妻子再也忍不住哭了
“我再也不要理你了。我要收拾东西回娘家去！”
“好的，亲爱的。”丈夫说道：“给你路费。”
妻子数了数，“还有回来的路费呢！”
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23楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/22 16:02:00
| | A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise." Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
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24楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/22 16:08:03
| 牧师非常恼怒，因为总是有教徒在他的圣会上睡觉。
一个星期天，在前排的教徒又打呼噜了。牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来——当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来！”打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”
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25楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/23 15:31:45
| A mathematic question
One day, the teacher inquired Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.
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26楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/23 15:33:13
| 一个数学问题
一天，老师问彼得："4减4等于几？"彼得张口结舌答不上来。 老师生气地说："真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个***，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，***全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么？" 窟窿，"彼得答道。
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27楼 Mr Right
等级:小学生
发帖数:5
回帖数:57
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/23 15:35:55
| 呵呵
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28楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/24 10:21:54
| A Never Finished Job
I was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I put down as Item 5: Think about your wife a lot.
After I returned,my husband proudly reported that he had completed every *域名隐藏* I saw the list,however,each item except No.5 had been crossed off."What's this!"I exclaimed."Didn't you think about me while I was gone?"
My chagrin vanished when he replied cheerfully, "I started to, but just never finished.
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29楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/24 10:22:58
| 一直干不完的活
我离开家几天，给丈夫留了个条儿，写下需要做的杂活。为了跟他都着玩儿，我的第五条写的是：多想念
你的妻子。 当我回来后，我丈夫非常自豪地向我汇报，他干完了所有的活。当我看条子时，除了第五条，所有的活都
干完划掉了，“这是怎么回事！”我惊叫道，“我不在时，你不想我吗？” 他高兴地说：“我开始干了，不过这活一直还没做完。”这时我的委屈都消失了。
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30楼 shwangcheng
等级:高中生
发帖数:22
回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/24 10:23:54
| 坚持啊，楼主！
罗马不是一天建成的！
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