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41楼 aiweileer
 等级:博士生 发帖数:47 回帖数:801
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/25 13:46:12 | 路人对乞丐说:“你身强力壮,又没有残疾,凭啥要我给你钱?”乞丐大怒,说:“难道为了向你讨几个臭钱,我还要把自己弄成残疾不成?”
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42楼 aiweileer
 等级:博士生 发帖数:47 回帖数:801
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/25 13:51:41 | 母老鼠怀疑老公有外遇,她跟踪老公到草丛旁。一会儿一只刺猬钻出来。母老鼠一把拽住刺猬:死鬼,还说没外遇,擦这么多摩丝去勾引谁呀?
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43楼 aiweileer
 等级:博士生 发帖数:47 回帖数:801
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/25 13:56:55 | 丈夫帮妻子买保险,签约完毕后,他问保险业务员:如果我太太今晚死了,我可以得多少?业务员回答道:大概二十年徒刑吧,先生.
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44楼 shwangcheng
 等级:高中生 发帖数:22 回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/27 7:57:34 | All by himself Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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45楼 shwangcheng
 等级:高中生 发帖数:22 回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/27 7:58:03 | 全靠自己 老师:你爸爸有帮你做作业吗? 学生:没有,全部都是他自己做的
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46楼 shwangcheng
 等级:高中生 发帖数:22 回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/27 7:58:36 | All the False Are Ugly An aesthetics professor was giving a lecture.A student asked. "Professor, why did you say that all the false are ugly?" "That's certainly *域名隐藏* you give me an opposite example?' "Oh,Yes,"said the student. "Look at yourself, when you put on your false teeth, you look younger and lively;when you get them off,your mouth looks empty and *域名隐藏* 's really ugly!Isn't that an opposite example?"
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47楼 shwangcheng
 等级:高中生 发帖数:22 回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/27 7:58:58 | 假即为丑 一位美学***正在讲课。一名学生问道:“***,你为什么说假即为丑?” “这是事实,你难道能举出一个反例吗?” “是的,”学生说。“看看你自己,当你戴上假牙时,你看上去即年轻又有活力;当你取下假牙时,你的嘴巴看上去又瘪又皱。真的很丑!这难道不是一个反例吗?”
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48楼 shwangcheng
 等级:高中生 发帖数:22 回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/27 8:03:22 | An Absolute Zero Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I,but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.
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49楼 shwangcheng
 等级:高中生 发帖数:22 回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/27 8:03:22 | An Absolute Zero Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I,but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.
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50楼 shwangcheng
 等级:高中生 发帖数:22 回帖数:225
| 发帖时间 - 2005/10/27 8:03:40 | 零分 学生:我认为我不应该的零分。 ***:我也这么认为,但这是允许我打的***分数。
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